The Velcro Pygmies

The World Famous Velcro Pygmies want to take you on a little journey, and they promise it won’t hurt.  This golden ticket will get you a trip back to a time when music was in its prime. Back when hair was big but rock ‘n’ roll was bigger … back when a 17-second guitar solo transformed a man and his machine into a Rock God … back when fallen angels swarmed the front row like Aquanet to a feathered bang.

The Velcro Pygmies travel the country year round – from the Gulf Shores to the Great Lakes – to share the sights, sounds and stain-washed denim of the glorious ’80s, schooling audiences on the difference between a rock band and a rock show. From start to finish, they command the stage with a prowess uncommon in today’s industry, and they leave you begging for more. No gimmicks or tricks, just undiluted rock ‘n’ roll energy that unites every race, creed, age and gender.

The Velcro Pygmies are more than just a band – they are a way of life. They’re a nitro-fueled Trans Am prowling the streets at dusk, looking for some action – satisfaction all night. They ain’t looking for nothing but a good time, and it don’t get better than this.

Partial Song List


Nothin’ But a Good Time
Talk Dirty To Me
Every Rose Has It’s Thorn
Unskinny Bop

Billy Idol

Rebel yell


Rock and Roll all night

Eddie money

I think i’m in love

Take me home tonight


Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap


Sweet Emotion

Walk this way


Enter Sandman

Cheap Trick

Want You To Want Me

Backstreet Boys

Larger Than Life


We Will Rock You

Tone Loc

Wild Thing

Twisted Sister

We’re Not Gonna Take It

Guns n’ Roses

Sweet Child of Mine

Buck Cherry

Crazy Bitch

Def Leppard
Pour Some Sugar On Me

Van Halen

Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
You Really Got Me

Bon Jovi
Dead or Alive
You Give Love A Bad Name

Purple Rain

Don’t Stop Believing

Crazy Train
Bark at The Moon

Steve Miller Band,

The Joker

Wild Cherry
Play That Funky Music

Neil Diamond
Sweet Caroline

Brick House

Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sweet Home Alabama

David Allen Coe,

You Never Even Call Me By My Name

Toby Keith,

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

About Us

Since 1982, Show Business Entertainment has been providing the best bands, exquisite ensembles, talented musicians, DJs, comedians, and variety acts for thousands of corporate events, weddings, parties, and special occasions all over the globe. When it's time to celebrate, let us help you find the perfect ensemble, band, or DJ for your special event.